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Andrew Scott - Pride premiere [x]

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Anonymous said:
Consider this: Sebastian and Jim becoming old men. Sebastian finding one day much to his embarrassment that he's impotent- and he's not about to talk to Jim, a doctor, or anyone for that matter about it.


Oh God, don’t worry Seb, it happens to loads of men.

I imagine he’d use some of Jim’s connections (I don’t doubt that he has a personal physician - can you imagine Jim Moriarty using a public hospital?!) and hook himself up with some viagra. Cue hilarious story where he takes 3 pills just to be sure and ends up with a raging ‘problem’ that rather alarms Jim when he gets home. 

Or to be lovely and sweet instead - it finally comes out in an argument, and Jim just blinks at him, wondering why he wouldn’t think to tell him that. And he shares that he thinks he’s going a little deaf, and that he wants to get a diabetes test. Old and ailing criminals who still love each other and sort out each other’s pill boxes every night before bed.



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It’s Sexual Sunday! Ask my character about their sex life! (Ex: kinks, position, etc.)


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  • "Whipped cream or chocolate sauce?"
  • "Come sit on my lap."
  • "I can't stop thinking about your hands on me."
  • "My thighs can be your earmuffs."
  • "God, you look good."
  • "Come here, baby."
  • "Come here, daddy."
  • "Give me a kiss."
  • "Your mouth looks great all pink and swollen."
  • "I could really use a fuck right now."
  • "We can take a quick shower."
  • "I could give you a massage, if you want."
  • "Please?"
  • "You're so cute I could just eat you up."
  • "Would you prefer lingerie or a collar?"
  • "Hey, I'm open minded."
  • "Are you sure that's safe?"
  • "Silk or lace?"
  • "I want to be sore."
  • "I don't have a gag reflex."
  • "What flavour condom do you like?"
  • "We have time to kill; you know what that means."
  • "Beg for it."
  • "You look super hot from down here."
  • "You look super hot from up here."
  • "Someone's happy to see me."

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