- *reading smut*: okay
- *reading fluff*: i aM GOING TO PUT MY PHONE IN MY MOUTH AND I AM GOING TO S W A L L O W IT
- "Why the long face?"
- "You seem bummed. Wanna go do something fun?"
- "You alright?"
- "Don't lie to me. What's wrong?"
- "If you don't want to talk about it, you don't have to."
- "I'm not making you uncomfortable, am I?"
- "You've been awfully quiet today."
- "You know, you're not really acting like yourself."
- "There has to be something I can do to turn that frown upside down."
- "Want to talk about it?"
- "It'll be okay. Everyone has bad days."
- "Oh, come on! I can't leave you all alone over here, mopey and unhappy."
- "Let's see a smile!"
- "You're so much prettier when you smile."
- "You know, if you want to just relax and take the day off, I don't think anyone would blame you."
- "I know you've been feeling a little down, so I brought your favorite snack and a movie!"
- "We could just cuddle or something, if you think that would make you feel better."
and I was in the
d a r k n e s s ;
So d a r k n e s s
I b e c a m e ;;
The Inbetweeners Sentence Starters - Send one to my muse for their reaction
- "You fancy eight-year-olds?"
- "I’m not being dramatic, but I think I might be dead."
- "Well… take your pants off then."
- "Oh, are we still doing this?"
- "Rent boys don’t come cheap."
- "OH, PISS OFF."
- "You’ve effectively ended my life."
- "What is Swansea, is it an animal?"
- "I’m very lucky to have you, because you’re so boring."
- "I think some went on the floor, sorry."
- “What are you going to do next? Tag up my bedroom?! Piss through my letterbox?!”
- "You make it sound as if we’re about to attack them."
- "Look, all I wanted was a nice, civilized, and sophisticated dinner party."
- "Ooh, friend!"
- "That’s a rolling pin."
- "Make me laugh… without undressing."
- "Wash your hands afterwards!"
- "Do you want to lick it?"
- "You pulled a barmaid? Nice!"
- "How much Lego can you stick up your bum?"
- "I think this is way out of my league."
- "Have fun, and if anyone offers you any D-R-U-G-S, be careful."
- "I need you to call me an ambulance, or failing that, my mummy."
- "God, it’s like staying at the Ritz!"
- "Right! We’re going out again!"
- “Why not go the whole hog and just shoot me?”
- "Now I literally have ants in my pants."
- "You bumder!"
- "Do you think you could spare us the bullshit for one minute?"
- "I thought it was safe!"
- "My arms don’t work and my hands are sausages!"