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  • *reading smut*: okay
  • *reading fluff*: i aM GOING TO PUT MY PHONE IN MY MOUTH AND I AM GOING TO S W A L L O W IT
  • "Why the long face?"
  • "You seem bummed. Wanna go do something fun?"
  • "You alright?"
  • "Don't lie to me. What's wrong?"
  • "If you don't want to talk about it, you don't have to."
  • "I'm not making you uncomfortable, am I?"
  • "You've been awfully quiet today."
  • "You know, you're not really acting like yourself."
  • "There has to be something I can do to turn that frown upside down."
  • "Want to talk about it?"
  • "It'll be okay. Everyone has bad days."
  • "Oh, come on! I can't leave you all alone over here, mopey and unhappy."
  • "Let's see a smile!"
  • "You're so much prettier when you smile."
  • "You know, if you want to just relax and take the day off, I don't think anyone would blame you."
  • "I know you've been feeling a little down, so I brought your favorite snack and a movie!"
  • "We could just cuddle or something, if you think that would make you feel better."

and I was in the
                     d  a  r  k  n  e  s  s

           So   d a r k n e s s
           I     b  e  c  a  m  e ;;

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bashermoriarty:

Andrew Scott - The Stag (2013)

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John Watson in The Sign of Three (x)

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The Inbetweeners Sentence Starters - Send one to my muse for their reaction

faerietanith:

  • "You fancy eight-year-olds?"
  • "I’m not being dramatic, but I think I might be dead."
  • "Well… take your pants off then."
  • "Oh, are we still doing this?"
  • "Rent boys don’t come cheap."
  • "OH, PISS OFF."
  • "You’ve effectively ended my life."
  • "What is Swansea, is it an animal?"
  • "I’m very lucky to have you, because you’re so boring."
  • "I think some went on the floor, sorry."
  • What are you going to do next? Tag up my bedroom?! Piss through my letterbox?!”
  • "You make it sound as if we’re about to attack them."
  • "Look, all I wanted was a nice, civilized, and sophisticated dinner party."
  • "Ooh, friend!"
  • "That’s a rolling pin."
  • "Make me laugh… without undressing."
  • "Wash your hands afterwards!"
  • "Do you want to lick it?"
  • "You pulled a barmaid? Nice!"
  • "How much Lego can you stick up your bum?"
  • "I think this is way out of my league."
  • "Have fun, and if anyone offers you any D-R-U-G-S, be careful."
  • "I need you to call me an ambulance, or failing that, my mummy."
  • "God, it’s like staying at the Ritz!"
  • "Right! We’re going out again!"
  • Why not go the whole hog and just shoot me?”
  • "Now I literally have ants in my pants."
  • "You bumder!"
  • "Do you think you could spare us the bullshit for one minute?"
  • "I thought it was safe!"
  • "My arms don’t work and my hands are sausages!"

(via armybratwatson)

Give my muse a petname and see how they react.

Send me a ™ if you think I could be a writer for my muse’s canon dialogue

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