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I have a naturally extensive vocabulary and I worry that people think it’s purple prose when it’s just how I speak naturally. I don’t want to put them off!


“now i’ve thought it through”

(via xstarkesque)

Send me a symbol and i’ll write a starter


Or send me “Alternate” and i’ll generate a number

  1. ☢ Zombie Apocalypse AU

  2. ♔ Royalty AU

  3. ♥ Arranged Marriage AU

  4. ✍ Highschool AU

  5. ☎ Roommates AU

  6. ☠ Hospital AU

  7. ♨ Cafe AU

  8. ❀ Flower Shop AU

  9. ♠ Vampires AU

  10. ♦ Werewolves AU

  11. ♢ Werecats AU

  12. ๑ Mermaids AU

  13. ☼ Models AU

  14. ☾ Actors AU

  15. ★ Olympic AU

  16. ♬ Musicians AU

  17. ✄ Androids AU

  18. ღ First Date AU

  19. ◔ Superhero AU

  20. ◕ Supervillain AU

(via criminalsandtea)

v ; broken

Jim has dermatillomania


Jim, no one’s talking.

     But they’re so loud

(Source: themanbehindthemurder)



        “Who can tell the difference?” He certainly
        couldn’t. “Is this an American cut?” Alex
        questioned, motioning to his suit.

        “Christ. That’s it. You’re banned from
        shopping. I’m buying your clothes.”

(Source: themanbehindthemurder)



        What the hell makes you think that,
        out of all possible reactions, he’s
        going to shoot you?

        …He’s put me in the hospital 
        before. More than once. Usually
        over stupid things.

(Source: themanbehindthemurder)

     Make them be q u i e t

       I could KILL you.
                If I WANTED to.

The Little Mermaid - Lyric Sentence Meme


Send one to see how my character responds.

  • "If you want to get something done, you’ve got to do it .yourself.”
  • "I’m surrounded by amateurs.”
  • "No time will be better.” 
  • "She won’t say a word."
  • "Don’t be shy."
  • "Kiss the girl."
  • "Poor unfortunate souls."
  • "I’m sixteen years old, I’m not a child anymore."
  • "What is this idiot blathering on about?"
  • "I just wanted to wish you luck."
  • "Don’t underestimate the importance of body language."
  • "Are you sure about this?
  • "Have I ever been wrong? …I mean, when it’s important!"
  • "Why don’t you go and tell my father? You’re good at that."
  • "Find a way to stall that wedding!"
  • "Move it, we’ve got an emergency here."
  • "We’re almost there."
  • "We’re going to make  it.”
  • "Get away, you slimy little -"
  • "It was you, all the time."
  • "Oh, I wanted to tell you…"
  • "You’re too late! You’re too late! Ha!" 
  • "Let her go."
  • "She/he’s mine now."
  • "I might be willing to make an exchange."
  • "I’ve lost her/him once, I’m not going to lose her/him again."
  • "So, do we have a deal?"
  • "At least, it’s mine!"
  • "You monster."
  • "Say goodbye to your sweetheart,"
  • "Babies! My poor little poopsies."
  • "You’ve got to get away from here!"
  • "No, I won’t leave you."
  • "You pitiful, insignificant fool."
  • "Bow to my power."
  • "So much for true love."
  • "Darling, it’s better."
  • "One day I’ll be, part of your world."
  • "Is he dead?"
  • "It’s difficult to tell."
  • "Children have got to be free to lead their own lives."
  • "There’s just one problem left."
  • "The human world is a mess."
  • "I love you."
  • "Now we can stay all day in the sun."
  • "Just you and me."
  • "You dream about going up there, but that is a big mistake"
  • "Such wonderful things surround you."
  • "What more are you looking for?"
  • "They work all day, out in the sun they slave away."
  • "We’ve got not troubles, life is the bubbles."
  • "Seems life is sweeter."
  • "You’ve got to hear it." 

(via itsnotmyrealname)