“Fuck off, I get that you do ridiculous things but really?Marriage?”
"Why not? It hardly matters, since we rarely use our real identities. It just means that when we do, it’s there. Something I can giggle about if I’m ever arrested again."
Sebastian rolled his eyes, “You realise if your mom ever finds out, she’s going to kill us, right?”
Jim shrugged. “She doesn’t have to know it’s already on file. We could just say we’re getting married. Plan a fictional wedding- or a real one, if you’d like. Any excuse to get you in a suit.”