Oh God, don’t worry Seb, it happens to loads of men.
I imagine he’d use some of Jim’s connections (I don’t doubt that he has a personal physician - can you imagine Jim Moriarty using a public hospital?!) and hook himself up with some viagra. Cue hilarious story where he takes 3 pills just to be sure and ends up with a raging ‘problem’ that rather alarms Jim when he gets home.
Or to be lovely and sweet instead - it finally comes out in an argument, and Jim just blinks at him, wondering why he wouldn’t think to tell him that. And he shares that he thinks he’s going a little deaf, and that he wants to get a diabetes test. Old and ailing criminals who still love each other and sort out each other’s pill boxes every night before bed.
FRIENDLY REMINDER; THIS IS A RP BLOG.
It’s Sexual Sunday! Ask my character about their sex life! (Ex: kinks, position, etc.)
- "Whipped cream or chocolate sauce?"
- "Come sit on my lap."
- "I can't stop thinking about your hands on me."
- "My thighs can be your earmuffs."
- "God, you look good."
- "Come here, baby."
- "Come here, daddy."
- "Give me a kiss."
- "Your mouth looks great all pink and swollen."
- "I could really use a fuck right now."
- "We can take a quick shower."
- "I could give you a massage, if you want."
- "You're so cute I could just eat you up."
- "Would you prefer lingerie or a collar?"
- "Hey, I'm open minded."
- "Are you sure that's safe?"
- "Silk or lace?"
- "I want to be sore."
- "I don't have a gag reflex."
- "What flavour condom do you like?"
- "We have time to kill; you know what that means."
- "Beg for it."
- "You look super hot from down here."
- "You look super hot from up here."
- "Someone's happy to see me."