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Man of the Hour
{The Most Dangerous Man the World Will Never Know}
James Moriarty.
Call me Jim.
I insist.
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dropdeadsniper:

themanbehindthemurder:

dropdeadsniper:

“Fuck off, I get that you do ridiculous things but really?
Marriage?”

"Why not? It hardly matters, since we rarely use our real identities. It just means that when we do, it’s there. Something I can giggle about if I’m ever arrested again."

Sebastian rolled his eyes, “You realise if your mom ever finds out, she’s going to kill us, right?”

Jim shrugged. “She doesn’t have to know it’s already on file. We could just say we’re getting married. Plan a fictional wedding- or a real one, if you’d like. Any excuse to get you in a suit.”

dropdeadsniper:

“Fuck off, I get that you do ridiculous things but really?
Marriage?”

"Why not? It hardly matters, since we rarely use our real identities. It just means that when we do, it’s there. Something I can giggle about if I’m ever arrested again."

dropdeadsniper:

themanbehindthemurder:

"Ah, yes. Let my cat in or I’ll kill your children. Just my level of insane."

"I can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic or serious."

"Neither can I. Isn’t it fun?"

dropdeadsniper:

themanbehindthemurder:

"It’s been that way since April first. I thought I’d make it a joke, but I decided liked it."

"Why would you even think of doing something like that as a joke?"

"Sebastian. Have we met?"

dropdeadsniper:

"Wait, what? Why did I never know about that?"

"It’s been that way since April first. I thought I’d make it a joke, but I decided liked it."

dropdeadsniper:

themanbehindthemurder:

dropdeadsniper:

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themanbehindthemurder replied to your post: “We are not getting a pet.”:
"We are taking a weekend long trip in a week for a job. What’s she gonna do then? Or any other time we go off?"

"We can take her with."

"Pet friendly hotels very rarely meet my standards of acceptable."

"You act like you can’t manipulate anywhere into allowing it."

"Ah, yes. Let my cat in or I’ll kill your children. Just my level of insane."

dropdeadsniper:

"Pretty sure that’s not it. It could stem from you saying you wouldn’t pull shit like that."

"You took a psychopathic criminal mastermind at his word, and this is supposed to prove you aren’t an idiot?”

dropdeadsniper asked:

N-I-C-E-A-S-S

dropdeadsniper:

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themanbehindthemurder replied to your post: “We can’t do this anymore.”:
"Maybe. But as of just now it’s none of your business."

"Fine, whatever. Don’t know why I expected anything different."

"Because you’re an idiot."

dropdeadsniper:

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themanbehindthemurder replied to your post: “Marry me?”:
"I didn’t intend it to be, no."

"Oh."

"Then again, it wasn’t so much a question either. According to records, we’re already married. This is just whether or not you’ll go along with that."

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